Total Medals Earned: 917 (From 199 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,205 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
You Freaking Idiot
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/445 points)
Play your first game
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish the game in easy mode
Finish the game in normal mode
Finish the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 4/10 (130/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/50 points)
Start The Game
Watch The Opening
Eat x8 Spoonful of Beans
Check The Credits
Restart The Game
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Maybe you shouldn't have entered so rudely.
Should've probably watched out for the slippery water.
Complete the game.
I guess you could have that kind of desire.
That tasted like garbage!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You started the game!
Half way to endless mode!
You made it to endless mode, try and get a high score!
You reached the 500 second mark!
You reached the 600 second mark!
Medals Earned: 2/32 (15/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.